While driving to the shops

My two year old asks, “Moosic on please mummy.”

“Uh…. ok…. why not.” I say, half speaking to myself. “What shall we listen to then?”

“Mah-donna please.”

“PARDON?!? What did you just say???”

“Mah-donna please.”

“I can’t believe dad taught you how to say Madonna…” I mumble while fiddling with the CDs.

“Loud please, mummy”

“Yeah yeah. Great, now I’ve got two smart asses in the family.”

“Smart. Ass?”

“Stop it Callum.”

“Ok.”